thisistheglamorous:

Hey everybody!
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R. Kelly wants to take you on the sweetest ride of your life: The Love Letter Cruise.
Enjoy delicious cuisines
Work up a sweat at the “Stepping Class”
Sign up for the “12 Play” Basketball Game
Pamper yourself with a massage
Select from more than 20 various games and activities on board along with special guest artists
Don’t miss this exciting cruise with R. Kelly!

thisistheglamorous:

Hey everybody!

Have you ever wanted to piss on a teenager in sexual congress while listening to tasty hot jams, but realized “I have to be in open waters to avoid any legal sanctions to do that”?

R. Kelly wants to take you on the sweetest ride of your life: The Love Letter Cruise.

  • Enjoy delicious cuisines
  • Work up a sweat at the “Stepping Class”
  • Sign up for the “12 Play” Basketball Game
  • Pamper yourself with a massage
  • Select from more than 20 various games and activities on board along with special guest artists
  • Don’t miss this exciting cruise with R. Kelly!

thisistheglamorous:

In re: Echo. The man is probably mentally handicapped makes so much sense.

h/t halfbakedidea

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petervidani:

R. Kelly - Like I Do

For thisistheglamorous: Because this is how he rolls. Truth.

TitleR. Kelly - Like I Do

@thisistheglamorousKing of R&B…meet King of R&B.